Things a Two Year Old Says

Here’s a few funny things our daughter has said to me over the last couple of days.

When going to Kroger to get paper:
Me: I wonder why there are so many people here on a Friday night
K: I think alotta people need paper

When telling her Mommy is in Texas for a few days:
K: I don’t think I’ve ever been to Texas

When asking her what “friend” she wanted to bring to breakfast (stuffed animal):
K: I want to bring Reese (baby doll) because I want to bring someone who doesn’t have a tail

When we said we are going to Trader Joe’s:
K: I think I want to go to Fresh Thyme (a grocery store in a different part of town)

After waking up and rushing into the bathroom:
K: I want to see what color my tongue is (to be fair, it was blackish the night before from eating too many blackberries)

I’m sure there will be more. We laugh out loud daily at the things she says 😂