I’m excited for the day that my kids will actually understand and laugh at Dad jokes.
Here are some I can’t wait to use:
- Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it.
- What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
- I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.
- Without geometry life is pointless.
- I gave all my dead batteries away today… Free of charge.
- I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
- What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
- Bicycles can’t stand on their own, they’re two tired.
- “Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.”
- What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.