Dad Joke’s

I’m excited for the day that my kids will actually understand and laugh at Dad jokes.

Here are some I can’t wait to use:

• Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it.
• What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
• I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.
• Without geometry life is pointless.
• I gave all my dead batteries away today… Free of charge.
• I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
• What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
• Bicycles can’t stand on their own, they’re two tired.
• “Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.”
• What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.