Dad Joke’s

I’m excited for the day that my kids will actually understand and laugh at Dad jokes.

Here are some I can’t wait to use:

  • Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it.
  • What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
  • I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.
  • Without geometry life is pointless.
  • I gave all my dead batteries away today… Free of charge.
  • I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
  • What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
  • Bicycles can’t stand on their own, they’re two tired.
  • “Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.”
  • What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

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